Few of my favorite quotes:
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison
There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Better latent than never.
Black holes are where God is dividing by zero.
Cogito ergo spud (I think therefore I yam.)
I am not a number! I am a free numeric variable!
Quantum mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of.
The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait! Jim Warner
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -Franklin P. Jones
YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL NOW!
So act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for the whole world. -Immanuel Kant
If anything can go wrong, it will.-Murphy's Law
Domain Name= Mystery -y +ETP(my initials backwards)
This is to clear it up for those that thought it had something to do with Mystery Toilet Paper)
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